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Considering joining
 The Society of the Giant Fork? 
 Here's what you need to know.
THE SOCIETY OF THE GIANT FORK (SGF) IMPORTANT INFORMATION!

NOTE: We are not interested in large forks. 
For large fork societies please continue your internet search. 
We are a Giant Fork membership-based club.  

Our Giant Fork Identification Team requires specific information on the location, dimensions, material, and provenance of each Giant Fork under consideration for application to our Giant Fork Worldwide Locator (under development pending funding). 

If your fork is deemed to be of the Giant Fork variety, and you are thereby considered a candidate for acceptance into S.G.F., our membership liason, Mrs. Henry de Bing Boxgloves ("Cookie") will be in touch with you.

The SGF is not a registered charity. In fact, SGF is struggling. Our bowling league is still looking for a sponsor. 

Membership gives you unlimited access to our Society of the Giant Fork Worldwide Locator.  (Under development)and Giant Fork activities of our SGF members.

NOTE: What the S.G.F. is NOT.
We are not a dating service, political party or contemporary art movement.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
We are not a rental service for giant cutlery for events featuring fictional giants in children's literature, contary to an article stating as much in the periodical - New England's Own Giant Cutlery Quarterly. 

Sincerely,
Bunny Jane Hovilland, for
​Mrs. Henry de Bing Boxgloves ("Cookie")
Membership Liason
Toronto Chapter
The Society of the Giant Fork International
Ellen Vesterdal,
Music Director 
College Street United Church 
Toronto
presenting Stella Walker with a Giant Fork
Summer 2014
Stella Walker with Giant Fork
The Society of the Giant Fork

If you have found a Giant Fork (at least four feet in length or width) please send a photo of the alleged Giant Fork, its measurements and exact location.
(Click on the "Contact Us" button above.)

Include a brief description of the fork.  

If you have not yet located a Giant Fork, you may become a member of the club. Simply write a twenty word explanation of why you feel you are a good fit for our club and in which committees you are willing to volunteer.

Upon approval, members of S.G.F. receive an official S.G.F. membership card, which fits into most wallets. 



​The Society of the Giant Fork 
SGF​
was created in 2014 to bring awareness to the existence, preservation and identification of Giant Forks worldwide.

F.A.Q.

Q:
 What is a giant fork?

A:
 A Giant Fork must measure four feet in length or width according to standards laid out by the GFIT (Giant Fork Identification Team)

Q:
 Why do you capitalize the words "giant fork"?

A:
 Names of countries and cities are capitalized, and we don't see any reason why giant cutlery should not be capitalized.  Giant Forks are culturally and cutlerally big.

Q:
 If I join SGF, how will I know that the membership card will fit in my wallet?  You claim here that the card fits in "most" wallets.  How can you make this claim?

A:
 We confidently claim that membership cards to SGF will fit in most wallets, or that a reasonable person could conclude that our membership card would fit in a standard sized wallet.

Q:
I saw what may have been a giant fork hanging on a wall in a Hungarian restaurant in Lethbridge, Alberta, but I didn't have my phone with me to take a photo.  Can I still become a member of the Society of the Giant Fork?

A:
Without a photo of the Giant Fork you mention, it will be difficult to verify your claim.  However, if you provide the address of the restaurant in Lethbridge, Alberta, where you claim to have seen a giant fork, our staff of the GFIT (Giant Fork Identification Team) will attend. Verification can take from four months to four years. Please be patient.