NOTE: We are not interested in large forks. For large fork societies please continue your internet search. We are a Giant Fork membership-based club.
Our Giant Fork Archival Team requires specific information on the location, dimensions, material, and providence of each Giant Fork under consideration for application to our Giant Fork Worldwide Locator (under development pending funding).
If your fork is deemed to be of the Giant Fork variety, and you are accepted into S.G.F., our treasurer Mrs. Henry de Bing Boxgloves ("Cookie") will be in touch with you with further details.
The SGF is not a registered charity. In fact, SGF is struggling. Our bowling league is still looking for a sponsor.
Membership gives you unlimited access to our Society of the Giant Fork Worldwide Locator. (Under development)and Giant Fork activities of our members.
NOTE: What the S.G.F. is NOT.
We are not a dating service, political party or contemporary art movement.
We are not a rental service for giant cutlery for events featuring fictional giants in children's literature, contary to an article stating as much in the periodical New England's Own Giant Cutlery Quarterly. Bastards.
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The Society of the Giant Fork International